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Posted in Robin Balzer with tags , on December 11, 2009 by Jerrod Balzer

They’re apparently on the roof, despite Robin telling them to stay off. Better go deal with them.


Robin thought I was dead last night

Posted in Life, Robin Balzer with tags , , on December 1, 2009 by Jerrod Balzer

I was making supper last night (venison stew over egg noodles) and while normally I find ways of working without using knives – that way I don’t accidentally leave one around, unattended – I needed one for the round steak. Meanwhile, my brother was watching Bones in the next room. I took a quick bathroom break, forgetting to take the knife with me, and in that short amount of time, Robin grabbed the knife, pressed it against her wrist, and went into the living room, screaming at my brother, “Tell me where he is! Tell me where he is or I’ll do it, I swear! Jerrod is NOT dead!”

He was taking the knife from her when I came running into the room. She only had a tiny cut from the pressure so I put a band aid on it. Damn it, see why I just don’t use knives? I get so caught up in whatever I’m doing that it’s too easy to leave one sitting on the counter. I usually just do what I can with butter knives.

Anyway, on that particular episode of Bones, the guy who’d been killed was named Jerrod, so they kept talking about what was done to him and that he was dead. That was enough to set Robin off. When I put my hands on her shoulders, she whipped around, buried her face in my chest, and said, “If you die, I die.”

Afterward, I had a fun night with her as she knocked kitchen chairs over, etc. She also made herself some Kool-Aid and started screaming about all the blood. She’d used cherry flavored and the color as it mixed set her off.

Stressful day, and I still can’t shake these horrible headaches and muscle spasms from last week, so they don’t help. Doctor appointment is Friday.

Today is better, though, and Robin has been pretty busy around the house doing laundry and dishes. Those are the two main chores that she does around the house. No bleach for the laundry because she’s tried to drink it in the past, but she’s fine with detergent and dish soap for the dishes.

Hands are full today!

Posted in Life, Robin Balzer with tags , , , on November 16, 2009 by Jerrod Balzer

We needed to go grocery shopping today. It’s pouring rain so we didn’t want to travel the half hour to where the better stores were. So we grabbed what deals we could find locally. And the weather was causing Robin to have all sorts of episodes throughout. She was shaking her head around, saying something was in her hair when it was only rain droplets. And at one point, she pushed the cart nearly into the store manager’s office while I was comparing prices.

Overall, we got through it okay. A few cute moments (I thought) was when I put a gallon of milk in the cart, she put a half-gallon of chocolate milk in it, too. I knew it’d help how she felt, so that was cool. But then I saw they had some egg nog and mint chocolate milk out now, and she really lit up when I pointed it out. We got those instead of the regular chocolate.

Another was the strange looks we got when she started chanting, “Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill…”

Knowing she’s not that dangerous, I asked her, “Kill what?”

She said, “Kill 580..” rattling off a string of numbers while looking down at her bottle of cherry 7-Up. I looked at the cap and it read, “K11 580..” and so on. It’s funny how something so innocent as misreading a soda cap can look so scary to outsiders.

She’s taking a nap now, probably the best thing for her right now. And the roof appears to be leaking right above the computer… again. It’s not leaking through, but I hear the occasional tapping on the drop-ceiling. So I’ll be keeping my eye on that.

Well, back to work on Skullvines Press stuff! It’s a great stress reliever for me.

Robin’s phone etiquette

Posted in Robin Balzer with tags , , , , on November 11, 2009 by Jerrod Balzer

I couldn’t stop laughing! The hospital calls looking for my mother to pre-register her for an appointment. Robin politely told the lady that she owns this house and uses the number but actually lives somewhere else. Then she promptly gave her a number where she can be reached.

The lady thanked her and bid her goodbye, and Robin said, “I love you.”

It was just a moment of confusion and it slipped out, but it was so hilarious! I told her I was gonna start doing that to telemarketers, saying, “No thank you but I love you.”

I thought it was adorable, too, of course, but I can just imagine the lady’s reaction on the other end as she hung up. LOL!

Angry Cats Sound So Weird

Posted in Cool stuff, Life, Robin Balzer with tags , , , , , on October 19, 2009 by Jerrod Balzer

Okay, not only did this video about make me piss myself, but it reminds me of a funny story:

When Robin and I were still in Florida and just dating, she lived with/worked for an elderly couple living in the middle of an orange grove.  One night, while I was working night shift at a nearby hotel, she called me up, scared to death.

She said there were these horrible sounds coming from under the house, like screaming demons or something.  I asked for more detail and she likened them to really spooky kids.

My first suggestion was owls.  When I was 12, there was a period where owls would gather near my bedroom window in the middle of the night and yell like kids.  I knew what it was, but the noise would get into my dreams and turn into all sorts of scary monsters.

Nope, she was sure they were under the house, not next to it.  I asked her to mimic the sound, and then I echoed it to make sure.  She said, “That’s it!”  So I told her there were cats fighting under the house, so don’t get too worked up over it.

Relieved, she hung up to go back to sleep.

And… that still wasn’t it.  When she got up the next day, she told the elderly couple about it, and they said it was the peacocks that stroll through the groves from the neighbors’ place, and perch on the roof (not under the house, but I can see where it would be hard to tell) to make a bunch of noise.

But seriously, if you woke up and didn’t know what was making that weird sound, regardless of what it was, I can see how someone would jump out of their skin from it.

Robin’s review of Knowing

Posted in Films, Robin Balzer with tags , , , , on October 1, 2009 by Jerrod Balzer

We just finished watching Knowing with Nicolas Cage and enjoyed the hell out of it.  Here’s what Robin had to say about it:

***Spoiler Warning***

The Sun’ll come out… tomorrow

Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow…

We will fry

Tomorrow, tomorrow, I hate you, tomorrow

Cuz your gonna cook our asses.

Happy Birthday Robin!

Posted in Robin Balzer with tags , on August 14, 2009 by Jerrod Balzer

August 14th is Robin’s B-day! We’re going to pick up a cake, some chips, soda, and pizza, and then some family will stop by for a visit. My nephew said he’ll probably want to stay the night, no word about my nieces.

But it’ll be fun! I’m looking forward to it.